Butch Bowers out, David Schoen in as Trump impeachment counsel

 After Trump attorney Butch Bowers reportedly refused to release the Kracken, Trump has retained criminal defense solo David Schoen to defend against impeachment.

Meena -- Kamala Harris' Billy Carter

 Meet the most annoying Harvard grad since Elie Mystal, without Elie's slacker appeal.

Meeeena.

She flew to the inauguration on a political donor's private jet, posting the trip in real-time on Instagram.

And she has merch.

Anyone plow their Stimulus Check into $GME

 I'm seriously puzzled by this.  Aside from soaking the rich, what did these people think they achieved by buying the stock?  Is there a liquid market for these overpriced shares they now own?  Are they all millionaires?  

Did I miss out by investing in boring 401K?  Will there be a bailout for them to pay their capital gains?

Now they have gone too far: Twitter bans MyPillow guy

 The cuddly MyPillow guy has been permanently banned from Twitter! The humanity! 

Link

 

Trump hires lawyer, shockingly not Sidney Powell, to defend impeachment

 via The Hill

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told reporters on Thursday that South Carolina attorney Butch Bowers will be the lead attorney in former President Trump’s impeachment trial.

No word on when they will release the Kraken.

Good luck President Biden

 I really hope President Biden nails it, and I wish him the best as my President.

Here's hoping that the presidency is only something we read/hear about occasionally, instead of every minute of every hour of every day.

Already, the silence is soothing my inflamed senses (and, oddly, my 401k balance-more about the market later).

Second, and speaking as a former San Franciscan well familiar with the Vice President's career,  I sincerely wish that our 78-year-old president enjoys 4-years of excellent health. 

Third, how about that Lady Gaga? (Jalo and Garth not so much.)

Amusement Parks Reimagined

Apparently, this particular amusement park is known for having really good rides. This South Carolina couple availed themselves of a modified ferris wheel to try out some new positions. The extremely public nature of the performance seems to have incited some envy among other patrons of the park, leading them to summon the local gendarmerie. For a bit of added sensationalism, the couple videorecorded their randy exploits, and posted it online.

This seems to be a growing thing around the country as people are using sites like OnlyFans to produce and market their own adult video products for a little extra income. Possibly something along those lines might have been the motivating factor here. I can't wait for the sequel where they do the bumping cars.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9165223/Couple-arrested-having-sex-Myrtle-Beach-Ferris-wheel.html 

UPDATED-"Get her cleaned up and bring her to my office." How was Alice Johnson, serving a life sentence, able to receive her pardon in person?

 Fun fact: So far, Trump has been more niggardly with his pardons than any president in US history. Don't believe me?

The Pew Research Center, using aggregated data from the Department of Justice, said President Trump has issued 29 pardons, including Flynn’s Wednesday, and 16 commutations since taking office in 2017.    

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UPDATE January 20, 2021

Trump pardons dozens, including Steve Bannon, as he exits White House (Politico)

Mystal claims "violent white supremacists" embedded in Secret Service; need to bunker Harris during inauguration

 

The new "justice correspondent" for Nation Magazine is none other than our very own Elie Mystal, a man who has never met a buffalo wing he didn't like.

Mystal is pretty worked up over the grave danger that MAGA world a/k/a "violent white supremacists" poses to the new veep because they are "embedded" in the very agencies charged with her protection.

As evidence, Mystal cites a "pro-trump mime" supposedly posted on social media by an agent. Because everyone knows that mimes are a precursor to political assassination. 

Read the post if you dare. 

Likes Kids and Animals . . .

Starting 2021 with a bang, this story has a little of everything. Old folks, police use of force, sex with animals and child pornography. I had never made the connection before, but in searching for articles on this case, I pulled up numerous unrelated stories of other defendants who had this same combination of child porn and animal sex/porn charges. Apparently, it's like Reese's Peanut Butter cups. Kids and critters have an overlapping fan club of fetishists.

https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_7eb7927c-55c8-11eb-9325-e7d20ab17b47.html 

Kayleigh, Harvard called. They want their degree back.

 

Via Turley:

There is a building campaign at Harvard to rescind the degrees of Trump officials and allies including White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), and Representative Dan Crenshaw (R-TX).

No Good Very Bad Day For Big Tech

 So looks like Facebook, Twitter, Google and Apple have decided that now would be the time to ban Trump and his followers by deleting his accounts and blocking Parler. 

Let’s play a fun game where we predict the spectacular ways in which this will backfire.  Much like eliminating the filibuster to pass the ACA did.  

The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter

With the Georgia runoff special election called for Warnock and the runoff election looking like Ossoff will win, I just wanted to point out that this was predicted shortly after the general election:

Call me Calstradamus.

Where does the GOP go from here?  Will Trump retain influence?  Will he support fringe Qanon nutjobs in their efforts to primary establishment Republicans?  If so, do those nutjobs have any hope of winning general elections?

Disqus.

Most Underreported Story of the Cocked-Up Year 2020

Amongst all the folderol of politics, pandemic, Chinese honey traps and tariffs on highland single-malts, this important story received very sparse attention from the media. Very few details were covered by any of the outlets that troubled themselves to acknowledge the story at all. For example, even though they chose the term "unnatural" (due to an obvious need to distinguish the acts at issue from what New Orleans police or reporters view as "natural" sex acts with horses), there are no details.

I note this media failure here in the hopes that some member(s) of the Commenteriat with sick sleuthing skills and some time to pursue this story will manage to get hold of the video and/or fill us in on the more complete facts of this matter, as well as the underlying motives.

https://www.cbs42.com/news/man-accused-of-committing-unnatural-sex-acts-with-2-horses/