Tuesday Morning Discussion

Would you rather be an associate for Michael Avenatti or Gloria Allred?

Personally, I'd rather fake my own death than work for either of them. I realize this is a cop-out.

This Too Shall Pass

This unfortunate former judge lost her courtroom gig after she was caught too far from the commode one day in court, and had to take a dump in her courtroom trash can.  I noticed this story because the former judge in question bears an uncanny likeness to Rawles, and had some of the same problems.  Indeed, based on the description of the treatment doled out to her by courthouse workers (who swarmed the scene of the trash can dump with caution tape, and in HazMat suits), I would guess she had a similar, winning personality as well.  Soon after the trash can incident, she was sacked, and had since been pursuing a lawsuit for disability discrimination.  After all, a toilet behind the bench should be a "reasonable accommodation," right?  Sadly, her many ailments and morbid obesity caught up with her, and she died, at age 63, before her case could be concluded.  So she won't ever know how it comes out in the end.

https://nypost.com/2019/09/09/judge-suspended-for-pooping-in-trash-can-dies-at-63/