SPOILER ALERT: the suspect who “pooped” in a beauty store isle NOT Amber Heard

 Is this a thing now?

Police in Wichita, Kansas, are on the hunt for a suspect they dubbed the “poopetrator” who defecated in the middle of a beauty store last week.

Authorities did not release the woman’s name, but said Tuesday they have confirmed the identity of the “public enemy number 2” who was caught on surveillance camera going to the bathroom in an aisle of the Mid-K Beauty Supply store on East 21st Street on May 10.

Elie Thanks ATL Commenters for His Book Sales

 At least that's how I interpret the following tweet:

And who is this Pia Owens suck-up who claims to be "fascinated" by Elie's "ascent?" 

And "vicious commenters?"  Whoever does she mean?

Happy Cinco De Mayo

I don't know about the rest of you who live in socialist utopia states, but Cinco De Mayo is a pretty big deal in Texas.  We love a good excuse to eat Tex-Mex and drink margaritas.  Today is a bonus for me since I'm a smart-ass know-it-all and I can spend the day correcting people who think today is Mexican Independence Day.  

Although my tastes in music lie primarily with 70's progressive rock, I'm also a huge fan of mariachi music.  Here's what I'm listening to dotay.

First is The Mariachi Ghost, by far the best mariachi band in Manitoba, Canada.  They sound like I imagine Pink Floyd would have sounded if they were a mariachi band.

LOFT SESSIONS The Mariachi Ghost | Susana - YouTube

Next is Mariachi El Bronx.  The Bronx is a hardcore punk band out of LA.  Back in 2008 they released an album of mariachi songs as Mariachi El Bronx.  I figured it was just a gimmick, but they take their mariachi alter-ego very seriously.  

Mariachi El Bronx - Cell Mates - YouTube

Happy Cinco everyone.  Don't drink too much tequila.

I'm Putting My Crypto On a Sotomayor Clerk

 Though some (seemingly) sane people think the leaker could be a Roberts clerk! I am open to all possibilities but could we please NAME some NAMES?

Dont let the lame FBI get all the credit!

 

I'm sure Lat is in a state of apoplexy right now; he likely has the inside scoop but not the spine to reveal the perp.

And now a calm and soothing word from Elie:

 

"White wing forces blaming Sotomayor for the leak when BREYER is right there with one foot out the door is so very on brand for them. I bet certain Georgetown law professors tried to figure out how to blame Ketanji Brown Jackson but couldn't make it work."