My firm's "promotional" items are so sad; we hand out...books. Written by...us.
Though if you've signed a retainer agreement---you might get a 2 hour parking validation sticker-- but that's the extent of our largess.
Unlike the rest of the legal industry, which showers their clients with gifts and swag! There was a funny twitter thread with pics of amusing Big Law goodies (see below)
Not pictured: Latham lunch boxes, Gibson Dunn frisbees & yo-yos, Cooley sriracha bottles, White & Case coloring books, Ropes& Gray Tide-to-Go soap sticks and Cadwalader chef aprons.
And millions of phone chargers and flash drives