September 10, 2019

CNN Hits New Low with Completely Speculative "News Story"

This crafty couple fooled their guards during a custodial transfer, and have not been located after a six hour head-start.  The police don't have any idea where they are, but don't think they could have made it all the way from Arizona to Mexico.  To reiterate, the police have no idea where the fugitives are, but, since they have not been found, it is possible they are being assisted on the sly by a vast and hitherto unknown network of "white supremacists."  Or space aliens, or maybe Mormons, deplorables, or Republicans.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/fugitive-couple-facing-murder-charges-may-be-getting-help-from-white-supremacists-authorities-say/ar-AAH4zp1


I mean, who else COULD it be???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLpmswBKVN4


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