Ex-Harvard professor writes garbage contract

We're doing a bunch of updates to our form file at work right now.  While perusing Ken Adams's blog I ran across the following post.

https://www.adamsdrafting.com/lets-look-at-elizabeth-warrens-proposed-release-language/

To put it mildly, this is a bad draft.  If this draft came from a summer associate, I would recommend them not joining my group.  I also agree with one of the comments that his fourth point is the best.  That's full-retard level of stupid:



Hope you all are staying safe and fighting the urge to lick toilets.