Signs, Signs, Everywhere the Signs

As I continue moving the office toward reopening, it is becoming increasingly clear that the pandemic is as good for printers as for restructuring attorneys. To further comply with CDC "best practices," I needed to have the consultants calculate the safe occupancy for each meeting room.

Of course, the occupancy restrictions will also need to be enforced, which, in this instance, will be a task for Mảximo Moretti, my Chief of Security. Mảximo (or "Max," as we call him) is reasonably good at what he does, but cannot really be expected to hit the long ball when it comes to math or numbers. Hence, I have found it necessary to order additional signs for the office, so that I can post by the door of each meeting room the occupancy restriction for that room (the "Mảximo Limit").

Fortunately, the largest room in the building is the office library, which has a calculated occupancy restriction of only 8, so I think Max will be OK keeping this all sorted. The greatest practical difficulty may prove to be that the break room, which is the situs of our refrigerator, our microwave, and a large stock of pies, has an occupancy restriction of only 4.