September 2, 2020

Oh, Canada!

Well, we certainly cannot say that our neighbors to the north have never given us anything of value. First there was back bacon for pizzas, then Molson, and now, useful tips for sex during the pandemic. First and foremost, if hooking up with a new partner, avoid kissing and wear a mask. 

Needless to say, these practices and customs are likely not at all unusual for certain of our registered offender acquaintances, who have traditionally viewed the ski mask as a mandatory accessory for their ribald pursuits. Also, of course, our society's best known stupor heroine, Pie Ingesting Girl, has never really had much prospect for any sort of intimate contact without masking up. Indeed, most of the time, I suspect she sticks with the Canadian advice for solo activity. In the weeks and months ahead, I have little doubt that denizens of the Great Lakes region will even come to think of the pandemic as a happy time, when Pie Ingesting Girl was required by law to wear her mask in public. Though the cloud be horrific, it is still not without its silver lining.

More importantly, I trust that our state and local leaders are all paying close attention to this international counsel, and are planning to adjust existing mandatory public restrictions so these details do not go unaddressed. I plan to spend this evening working on associated revisions to the office mask policy, and then, I will be getting with my graphics consultant and printer to generate the new signs for all those less trafficked areas in the building where staff might be tempted to abandon sound anti-pandemic practices absent a reminder. I would certainly hope that all my colleagues will be taking similar action, or, for those not active in management roles, at least raising the issue with firm management and calling their attention to these very prudent measures.

https://japantoday.com/category/world/canada%27s-top-doctor-urges-mask-wearing-during-sex-no-kissing

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