June 29, 2023

On the Death Knell of Affirmative Action

 As you've probably read (if not, you can do so here), the Supreme Court pretty much ended affirmative action in college admissions today by a 6-3 vote.  Although not a plurality opinion, the long-ass majority opinion by Roberts, comparatively brief concurring opinion by Gorsuch (which I actually found helpful), rambling stream-of-consciousness concurring opinion by Thomas (which reads like what I'd imagine James Joyce would have written had he been in the Federalist Society and on cocaine), lengthy emotional dissent by Kagan, and a heavy-on-results light-on-the-law dissent from Jackson, there's a lot to unpack.

The result isn't a surprise.  What did come as a surprise was the peek behind the curtain into Harvard's admissions.  Applicants are initially scored 1-6 (with 1 being the highest) on 6 categories: academic, extracurricular, athletic, school support, personal, and overall.  The opinion doesn't say but I think it's safe to assume that the majority of the applicants are 17-18 years old.  I guess when you're perceived as the "best" university every applicant who has any chance at admission is going to have near-perfect academic credentials but, JFC, what happened to letting kids enjoy their childhood?  I guess this explains why (with one singular exception), everyone I've ever met who went to Harvard is fucking weird.


June 20, 2023

John Eastman Disciplinary Trial Viewing Party

Constitutional gremlin John Eastman drew the ire of the California State Bar in connection with his role in the whole overthrowing the election thing.  His disciplinary trial in the State Bar Court is underway in Los Angeles.  

For those of you who would like to watch a tranwreck in the background while you work, the whole affair is available live via Zoom (but is presently in recess as of 1:15 p.m. Pacific): https://calbar.zoom.us/j/97985435232

Feel free to share your live reactions here.

June 7, 2023

Harry fights back tears telling Brit court "I'm suing to protect Meghan (sniffle)"

 Ah, the things a young man with an inked NetFlix deal in his pocket will do for love ....$29,000,000 in attorneys fees to sue to protect his lady. How sweet! Honey, you sued for me! This calls for a new Hallmark card!

Never mind that when asked for actual evidence of phone hacking by opposing counsel Harry seemed a bit ignorant of the burden of proof replying "You would have to ask the reporters involved".

Such a sad, sweet, tiresome man whose 15 minutes are up.

Live coverage of this train wreck here: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/prince-harry-court-case-latest-live-b2353276.html

Full story: Prince Harry has no proof Mirror Group journalists hacked phone, court told

The lawyer argued that many of the stories Harry claims were obtained through illegal means had already been published in other newspapers.

The prince told the court that he was still “suspicious” about some of these articles, which often quoted anonymous “royal sources” providing surprisingly detailed information. ergo, I was hacked. Amiright?

The suspicion burden of proof. Maybe it will catch on.

June 3, 2023

Welcome to the “Find Out” Portion of the Program

 Something called a Lewis Brisbois, which I am told is a “mega firm” (in the same sense that Walmart is a premium retailer), decides to deal with defectors who took 100 lawyers to open a “compassionate” law firm, by releasing emails showing … otherwise.  

Tywin Lannister would be proud. 

https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/nypost.com/2023/06/03/woke-la-firm-routinely-used-vile-language-to-refer-to-women-poc/amp/


June 1, 2023

Armie Hammer will not face criminal charges; Gloria Allred dumps accuser

 You know an alleged sexual assault victim has credibility problems if Gloria Allred - who never met a microphone she didn't like - dumps her as a client. But that is what happened in the land of Meghan and Harry when prosecutors declined to file rape (or any) charges against actor Armie Hammer.

The law office of Gloria Allred, who organized a news conference for the woman in 2021, said that they no longer represent her and had no comment.

Mr. Hammer faces no charges in connection with the other women’s accusations.

The woman in the Los Angeles investigation, who is in her 20s, had said at an online news conference in March 2021 that Mr. Hammer raped her for more than four hours in Los Angeles on April 24, 2017. She said Mr. Hammer repeatedly slammed her head against a wall, bruising her face, and had beaten her feet with a crop.


https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/31/arts/armie-hammer-sexual-assault-investigation.html