July 13, 2020

Stabbity Chick's Delusional, Rambling Apologia

Let it not be said that B. McLeod is not down with fair and balanced reporting. In this prolix diatribe, Stabbity tries to rehabilitate herself, and to show how she was really right all along. On the issue of whether her two-week "dream job" had any substance, Stabbity now asserts that she additionally had an offer for permanent employment from Deloitte, contingent on graduation, and that it was withdrawn concurrent with the two-week internship. This seems suspect, as normally one would not expect the decision to be made on permanent offers prior to completion of an internship, and it has not been confirmed by Deloitte. Also, given Deloitte's mass layoff, hard on the heels of Stabbity's monumental, social media fail, she was probably gone no matter what, under the last in, first out, Yarn of the Nancy Bell method.

Notably, much of Stabbity's "reasoning" here is bare emotionalism, suggesting that she would have made a very poor analyst and that Deloitte indeed (as a prior commenter suggested) dodged a bullet this time. Among other things, Stabbity acknowledges that it might have been "All Lives Matter" supporters who came after her, but they are identical with "Trump Supporters," because she says so.

Anyway, I don't want to give too many spoilers. I suggest sitting down with some popcorn and an adult beverage, and seeing how far you can follow the tirade. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Stabbity Chick, in her own words:

https://medium.com/@cjanover/what-happened-to-claira-janover-3dc16768b461

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